Ohtani Obliterates Records, Leaves Jaws on the Floor!

Holy smokes, folks!

Shohei Ohtani is setting Dodger Stadium on fire, and we’re not talking about a backyard BBQ here! This Japanese sensation is turning America’s pastime into his personal playground, and it’s a wild ride!

Just yesterday, Ohtani shattered a 69-year-old record like it was made of cotton candy.

But wait, there’s more!

Today, he became the first in Dodgers history to rack up 10 consecutive games with an RBI. Is this guy even human?!

We’re not talking about your grandpa’s Sunday church league. This is the major leagues – the big show, the cream of the crop, where baseball dreams come to live or die! Even the White Sox’s pitching ace, Erick Fedde, with his fancy 3.05 ERA, couldn’t put a dent in Ohtani’s armor. It’s like trying to stop a freight train with a feather!

Seriously, is baseball really this easy? Or is Ohtani just playing a different sport altogether? He’s so terrifying that opposing pitchers might start calling in sick on game day!

The Dodgers have had just over 100 leadoff home runs in their entire history. And what does Ohtani do? He casually knocks out four of them in the past week alone! History isn’t just being made, folks – it’s being demolished!

To all the bettors out there, are your palms sweating yet?

Tomorrow might just be another day when the Baseball Betting God himself rings that sweet, sweet bell. RBI after RBI, it’s raining cash for those brave enough to ride the Ohtani Express!

Strap in, Los Angeles! This isn’t just baseball – this is the Shohei Show, and we’re all just living in it!